Plymouth Fury owners aren’t going to like that!

So you have to go back and click into the story to see, thus upping their click-through rate ahead of the sale?

Actually, transliterated Russian names are easy; it’s pronounced exactly as you read it. It’s the Polish ones that fuck you up and make you look like an idiot!

Look, matey… I know a dead Hoffa when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now!

Actually, this is when they turned Larissa into a potato!

You know who she looks like…

I haven’t seen it yet, but commenting on principle. Given the enormous clusterfuck that has been Sony Pictures’ ownership of Spider-Man, why didn’t Marvel/Disney just make the call ahead of Civil War, clear the slate and have Miles slinging the webs in the MCU?

Damnit… Who’s cutting onions at this hour of the morning?

And I’d forgotten that they were also running away from a Rabbit!

So, Hammond for the test drive then?

We’ll need someone with experience to head this up…

BTW: don’t they have digital tyre gauges in Australia?

It thinks it’s a Lambo, dude!

I know he’s gone but nobody had “do the bare minimum necessary to make this post count towards a paycheck” down quite like Casey!

Not just “Splinter.” I’d say it’ll be a job-lot of half the names on the nav bar; probably everything bar Deadspin, Gizmondo and the Jezzies.

Ah, the “Casey Chan” method…

Go back up, read the author’s name and ask yourself why were you surprised!

Has anyone explained to Dorian Bannon that the picture only works if it’s hidden from sight?