They hired it out to Nescafe, to get a more believable public face…

Is it the CDU or the CSU, because the idea of a Bavarian-based political party calling for a registry of left-wing opponents sounds strangely familiar…

Have you been reading all that treasonous commie crap NPR were tweeting last week?

I was expecting footage from the Republican Convention instead!

You could still paint your scalp for shits and giggles! I’m actually tempted to get some razors tomorrow - currently around blade 1.5…

But was it comfortable?

Really? You want to die on that hill of wrongness?

You forgot about deep-frying!

I used to work with a Kiwi, who’d be checking his local papers online over lunch, and I remember him showing me a piece about a bar fight in Auckland amongst a gang of 50-year-olds.

There’s only one way to respond to a Haka…

There are few things in the world scarier than 15 hyped-up Kiwis. L’homme Des Cavernes is one of them!

Keep up, lad…

No, I know what you were trying for. It’s just that Birmingham is pretty much the antithesis of its inbred Southern namesake!

Wait until the feeding schedule gets broken…

But 40 years of them adorning the backs of everyone attending a Combat 18 or English Defence League rally was fine…

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof? A skip!

Norfolk has to evolve the power of speech first!

Go and stand in the corner for 20 minutes and think about what you said, young lady…