Unless you drive over the hills to the San Porn-ando Valley!

Gym Jordan won’t see this at all!

All in all, he’s just another prick with a wall…

It’s an “over 55's” community - there’s plenty of them who can’t get through the day without Wild Turkeys…

Can’t he at least stick around for the Oregon primary?

this is an early audition tape from 1976, and it wouldn’t be until a year later that Hamill found confidence in his acting chops. people could actually read Lucas’s dialogue without wanting to vomit!

Be very, very careful Michael…

What? Is Megyn Kelly guest referee?

Silent ‘q’?

Apart from Sir James and Little Jimmy Bond, six - including Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd as 007, Joanna Pettet as Mata Bond as 007, and Dahlia Lavi as “The Detainer” as 007

Are you saying Salty’s not good enough for him?????

I’ll tell you what it sounds like…

‘Underneath this cold exterior beats a heart of stone.’

Sorry to burst your complete lack of fact-checking bubble…

But he might stop slapping him in front of everyone!

“With many beautiful ladies!”

It would be a lot easier to help if some dumb cunt hadn’t put a fucking wall in the way… 

Three times - you forgot Alan Goldscab!