They get a bit confused when they can’t see where to put the dollar bills!

To drag it out to at least the primaries, so that every Republican Senator on the stump has to spend all their time explaining why they ignored overwhelming evidence to keep the Soiled Diaper in office!

Harumpf!

At this point, Pence is Donnie TwoScoops’ last hold on power. If he slings enough dirt on Pence, then America could head to the elections under the leadership of President Pelosi. Because no matter which of them is removed first, the House will never pass a VP nominee.

40, 000 people barfing everyday (Redefine stupid)
Another 40, 000 barfing everyday (We can be like they are)

The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

Be a poor second to Belgium, when going abroad!

You need help!

There’s no way the riots will wait for 2027 if they ban Rachel Riley’s arse in 2024!

Swayze? He’s not even Drebin!

Well, given that her trip to Africa gave us the René Belloq cosplay, I expect a trip out west will mean…

To teach Americans their great raking skills!

Note to Liz – A rousing chorus of “Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!” at your next rally might just cause the 3am rage stroke we’re all looking for!

I’m surprised Deadspin haven’t done this themselves!

Deadspin!

I learned to be more worried about potassium benzoate!

This never would have happened in Linford Christie’s day!

The problem with removing Trump by coup is that he hasn’t yet built a wall he can be put against!

I’m surprised - 10 unhinged rants before breakfast, and yet no mention of Bernie!