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There’s no way the riots will wait for 2027 if they ban Rachel Riley’s arse in 2024!

Swayze? He’s not even Drebin!

Well, given that her trip to Africa gave us the René Belloq cosplay, I expect a trip out west will mean…

To teach Americans their great raking skills!

Note to Liz – A rousing chorus of “Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!” at your next rally might just cause the 3am rage stroke we’re all looking for!

I’m surprised Deadspin haven’t done this themselves!

Deadspin!

I learned to be more worried about potassium benzoate!

This never would have happened in Linford Christie’s day!

The problem with removing Trump by coup is that he hasn’t yet built a wall he can be put against!

I’m surprised - 10 unhinged rants before breakfast, and yet no mention of Bernie!

Actually, I’d have gone with the previous series!

I have friends who were working in Brussels when Johnson was being paid to be there by the Telegraph – “working” was not exactly an accurate description for the arrangement.

Hear, hear, well spoken Det-Bruce-Ails!

But it’s a win-win! If Dorsey won’t throw Chump off the system despite repeated blatant and serious violations of the terms, the class action suit from everyone who has been banned will bankrupt that neo-fascist fuck!

I’ll just get some Flavor-Aid!

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids Dems!

Having a cougar in your apartment is possible almost anywhere. But the videos tend to end up on PornHub…