OK – I’m calling “Liddle’ not Liddle” as the name for my Was (not Was) tribute band!

before you are thrown out the white house like Jazz on Fresh Prince. 

Probably not as much as Lachlan though, who’s business career is littered with bankruptcies Trumpian successes!

Given the share ownership, the board is completely irrelevant. The only voice that matters is Murdoch’s and at the moment, that Murdoch is Lachlan, who would best be described as “ambivalent” to the Republicans.

We’re gonna need another microwave in here!

Well hail Satan and a lovely afternoon to you too, Tycho!

Finally, an explanation why every asylum seeker’s hovercraft is full of eels!

So the team scores, and some pathetic middle-aged goober trying to relive his college youth shot his wad?

Johann Pachelbel sees what you did!

It’s a ref, not Rivaldo!

We’re dealing with the shallow end of the gene pool here!

Will SuperRudi’s™ intro line be “Is it a bird? Is it a plane?…”?

For the benefit of the colonials, it should be pointed out he has refused to apologise after calls from the dead MP’s family.

Only without Biggus Dickus!

“I’m the whistle blower and so’s my wife!”

Given Lindsay Graham’s age, there may be a position opening up higher than boot-licking?

Will the German team finish before the Spring Thaw????

Makes you nostalgic for the fun Trump names…

Sounds more like they’re expecting a change of leadership and trying to find an important new role so they can’t just be shut down or starved of funding!

Unfortunately, until either a corruption or libel case is heard, it’s legally safest to say “alleged”!