Given that he believes this exonerates him because it doesn’t mention shaking the Ukranians down for money, how long before he’s tweeting…

You must be very proud of them!

It’s a little bit from Column A and a little bit from Column B!

Why not?

Trump unveils EPA compliant designs for 2021 models…

Terrorist Training Tip #27 – Real Muricans leave floaters!

Don’t you mean “Expletive Deleted” Nixon?

“Don’s not here…”

I can think of an appropriate Nobel “prize” to give him…

You mean you didn’t realise it’s “Weekend At Wilbur’s”?

Nothing short of global thermonuclear war will rid us of this orange canker on the ass of America.

ROAD HOUSE!

Or maybe his prize has arrived from the Nobel committee…

$50 says the transcript is written in black Sharpie!

Funnily, I – and I suspect Tycho – see Angela Rippon!

You know every time I come back to these comments, this just gets more glorious!