It’s hard for these old senile men to keep track of all the different lies these old senile men!

It sounded really funny when they thought it up, back home in Berdo New Oklahoma!

And now for something completely Glenn Close…

To be fair, the answer to “What is the worst band to «insert any life event»?” is always Nickleback!

All that screenshot needs is a caption… “Photo: J. Epstein”.

I have to say – she was in Celle prison, awaiting her date with the gallows, and she still looks like she’s about to offer you a copy of The Watchtower!

DEAR GOD, MAN… NO!

At this stage, and give the high level of resemblance, you have to wonder does the Shite House interview script finish with “If you could cosplay any member of the Third Reich, who would it be and why?”

You mean his merkin!

Well, it’s kind of difficult to whistle with a mouthful of c…

“We really don’t care, do U?”

No, because surely the most sensible thing would have been to send an Uber to the nearest place to 1600 Penn Ave that can do that much take out…

No, Canada still maintains a far more terrifying doomsday threat…

Auditioning as the next Prime Minister of Great Britain?

The obvious answer is Nickleback, since it doubles down on the pain of being fired by forcing you to listen to Nickleback!

You deserve 42 stars for recognising the reference!

He seems to be having this tremendous difficulty with his lifestyle.

Be 130 floors up in the lift when you realise you forgot to buy yoghurt…

“… dumb people… Someone should look into that!”