That’s practically middle-age Peter Capaldi!

Because those are Graboids™!

Well once they put him behind bars, he’ll be no Tribble at all!

You forgot ‘le bacon canadien’!

HOSER!

It takes a lot to block out the memory of the Germans’ bombing!

+ 1 2 3 4…

He’s waiting to drive her home when her shift’s over!

Look me up when you get there; we can form a club!

That’s a very precise time limit. Have you got documented research?

She should have bought a red and a white for a healthy balanced diet! 

Actually, I’m fairly sure that’s his “Mistress Louise just logged on to Lovesense” look…

“And by the way, I faked all those orgasms!”

The Warmongering Little Caterpillar?

It’ll be nice when the Trump kids come over…

Well you are at war with Eastasia, and close enough to war in Eurasia, so I’d say everything’s working out fine!

“Being white” is usually a good place to start…

Everyone in Europe wants them just to fuck the fuck off right now – which is pretty much how it’s been for thirty years now! – but nobody wants to stoke their “victim complex” by actually saying “No you can not have another fucking extension to piss away arguing over who we tell to ‘fuck off and leave already’ in six…