No, Kilmer is condemned to the lowest pit of Hell for his crimes against Ireland! Have you heard his Oirish accent in “The Ghost and The Darkness”???

Princess Petty’s last act of revenge! She grayed everyone who didn’t worship her before IT shut off her login…

Ass-kisser!

I’m not saying MBCock is Batman, but some people who have been Batman were massive cocks!

Not the shape I expected the Cock-signal to be!

That’s typical Hollywood libruhl bias; always have the bad guy be on the right!

Freeman masks????

Freeman masks????

And now my turn to change the post!

Trump on Thursday canceled an official trip to Poland planned for this weekend, citing his need to keep track of Dorian wank himself stupid at the idea of more free government money for non-existent repairs at Mar-A-Lago!

The greatest trick Tiffany ever pulled was convincing Daddy she didn’t exist. And like that, poof. She’s gone…

Username checks out…

If Rucker or any of the other three journos in attendance wanted to leak this, it wouldn’t have taken two weeks to come to print!

NEVER think you’re more important than daughter-wife!

Possibly without group showers!

It’s ok; Elon will haul you to safety in his mini-sub.

Isn’t the house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

See also…

And for those who stand 5-foot-2…

As someone down that Twitter thread points out, if this was literally any other person on the planet posting that image, the FBI would be kicking in doors and whipping out a black bag!