Happy to oblige…

Eric. Whats his deal? The Fredo!

It would also have lasted longer when shaken before spraying liquid everywhere!

Give him a nice shmear of cream cheese!

Well, he has been looking for a new roommate…

Oxford United fans would warn you about letting her anywhere near a football stadium!

Trump, speaking to «insert audience» in «insert location», is embarrassingly ignorant about «insert topic from yesterday’s Fucks and Friends with no relevance to today’s visit or audience».

HEY! Keith doesn’t deserve that…

Except David Icke! OK, less “hook up with” and more “remove their Edgar suit to prove he’s been right all along”…

Hey Rafi… Is Trump’s brain a sandwich?

C is for cash grab,
That good enough for me! 

Hey, you try and stay awake for that whole four hours!

Would those include semi-literate chambermaids with limited English skills and just $750* from the Scottish Isles**? Or Bavarian draft-dodgers running from the Prussians with little more than the clothes on their back?

Here’s a Dickhead / Media Exec Blatantly Violating Labor Law

So, which of these is the most likely to be found on “Pedo Island”?

The beauty of a bunch of raving paranoiacs armed to the teeth is that they’re self-culling.

What’s-a-matta, Neera?
Gotta no respect?

Do you really think Cuomo would bring anything to a gunfight?

Personally, I’d rather finish my breakfast before having to deal with money shots!