Jeez… Even Troy McLure got kept on by his agent, and we all know what sort of freak he was!

Let Officer Dan explain what this is all aboot, eh?

Is the constant fear of a ticket “gonna make you sweat”?

I, for one, can’t wait to find out what Old Man Withers was doing in Singapore…

You’re missing the most bizarre part of the film…

Or just ask “the Second Ammendment people”…

You mean this one?

No – Wenger makes Arsehole look like a Championship club! And has done for years…

Not unless at least one party to the story is actually dead!

There’s also the small matter of the sender’s long history of stiffing everyone he owes - big or small - and then bragging about it…

Does ABC11 mention has it cleared?

Friends of mine had a regular Christmas day traditional game, which tended to become more and more heated as the Christmas “cheer” was uncorked! The tradition ended when they were asked to leave a third house in the same game due to the fist fights…

Major Robert Anderson and his men would beg to differ…

I think he’ll have stopped by then because we’re tired of all the winning!

I do remember the phrase being said at the time. It was an off the cuff during his first campaign, but the exact quote that keeps being posted is probably a made up version.

If you look like anything other than the Creature from the Black Lagoon by the finish line, then it wasn’t a proper obstacle race!

Name recognition – it was the first short story in Burning Chrome. Even people who only made the most fleeting effort to read Gibson probably got through it!

Didn’t she wash this already?

Unfortunately, “Stoopid” in the Shite House is not a new phenomenon…