...I was a year old. But I was living in Detroit, which made me much harder than most one-year-olds.

You just put your luggage in the second Cullinan in your traveling caravan. No self respecting rich travels with less than two Cullinans.

Nation of Millions is the greatest Hip Hop album of all time. Anyone who says otherwise has rainbow braids and face tattoos or is a Rolling Stone writer.

I’m from Arizona, which is known for racists and being the place people “end up” in, rather than choosing to live here. What’s the Canadian equivalent of that? 

The answer is, “Alabama”.

“provided the livestock is of the age of consent.”

But he’s a survivor - as a child he had sex with a much older Elizabeth Perkins. (Her excuse is she thought he was much older!)

Fucked a fish, too.

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

I have a question... Can it generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity?

To infinity and Bellend!

Obligatory...

“You’re on the old side, but would y’all maybe want to stop by the Senate instead?”

I wanna see what happens when it reaches 88 MPH

Its probably just been LS swapped.

I’m fond of, “You’re short because your dad tried to pull out. The rest of your height landed on the sheets.”

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

Just a niece. Her name is Patsy.