If you look like anything other than the Creature from the Black Lagoon by the finish line, then it wasn’t a proper obstacle race!

Name recognition – it was the first short story in Burning Chrome. Even people who only made the most fleeting effort to read Gibson probably got through it!

Didn’t she wash this already?

Unfortunately, “Stoopid” in the Shite House is not a new phenomenon…

“Let’s film the staff car park” is hardly a valid sample…

It’s a terrorist gas attack!

It’s a good job his name is Tracy, because he’ll need International Rescue to achieve that!

I’ve got a fiver that says “trailer hooked up to Willys and Grand Wagoneer in tow” before you clear Indiana!

I think we need to find your local branch of Jeeps Anonymous to stage an intervention!

I’d have said he looked more like Kellyanne!

I’m just waiting for Secretary of State Fish!

Ah – if you look too enthusiastic, then it’ll be judged consensual! And that’s a freebie for Bill…

A giant wall, designed to keep the citizens inside safe from the evils that lurk beyond in the wilderness? Where have I heard that before?

It isn’t a noise violation penalty. I’ll let Officer Dan explain…

Well… Not until after they gave him the ticket!

So…

In the words of Mr Brewer, “It just needs to be a bit sweeter. I think I’ll go back and bid him…”

It’s all part of a secret Jalopnik #MAGA plot…