Just wait for his Oath of Allegiance…

Because no-one ever had “the talk” with you?

Can we test your theory out? I can supply my own 2x4…

Just be happy if it’s only going for the bike…

After Scaramooch’s revelations, I thought that was Bannon!

Anything he can do to scupper “Lyin’ Ted’s” re-election campaign…

And Majestic-12 obtained the “magic bullet” for him to use from some Greys who definitely weren’t at Area 51…

Damn it! I was guessing Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick…

As long as he’s not sending the same guys to find them who went to Hawaii in search of Obama’s birth cert!

There’s only one thing the Tarquanians missed that no Irishman would…

Actually, their missionary antecedents emigrated from the leafy luxury of Ballsbridge…

If you want something done right…

Donald Trump Is Delusional <— insert “reason of the day hour” here —>

For this level of ignorance about the subject you’re commenting on, I’d suggest a new burner to escape the humiliation and shame…

I thought he was the pope…

Let us never talk of it again…

No, we expect a writer with the intelligence to learn how to spell “Jinkies!”

On the other hand, some things never get old…

So you’re fine with them dressing up to play “Iran-Contra”?