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For the next 4 months, you might want to watch out for strange men speaking Latin and carrying a large cross and some nails…
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You forget, he has so much influence over them all that when he tried to buy a team, they collectively told him to go fuck himself! Leading to the death of the USFL…
Crazy Horse is an example of somebody who has done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice…
As a short ass, I have precisely zero fucks to give about a sport based on gangly mutants running around a hall! But nothing gets my attention like the word “Popovich” in a headline…
I’m fairly sure the car’s fuel and tyre bills will transform your bank account into a large string of zeros! With a zero at the front…
Written like a man who knows where his covfefe is…
As they say in Australia, “That’s not a drill”…
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A second life in Paradise?
Do you have any evidence to back this ridiculous claim up?
Well he did have a lot of vital stuff like threatening Jemele Hill and slagging ESPN/NFL ratings to get done first…
Well then, she’ll have no fears about sitting in an air-tight room while we fill it full of that wonderful, healthy CO2…
I’d have said he defined “total lack of comedic talent” with them…
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That is all…
Stef, change that license plate immediately before certain people request a test drive!
A friend of mine who’s a linguist had an infallible response to that sort of shite. He spoke Navaho…
You will only take my journalist away when you prize him from my cold, dead fingers…
He’d have woken up on Nov 9th and reached straight for the 45!
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Flight 666 doesn’t scare me unless this voice comes on the intercom…