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I was thinking something very similar, except about San Francisco!

So then it’s well past your nap time young man…

And the browner they are, the better!

So… He ate the receipt when the Doritos ran out?

I would have expected that sort of level in Essex, to avoid the stiletto marks in the roof lining!

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That’s a bloody good question - and an equally good answer - that’s sent me down the rabbit hole for the last half hour. I was tempted by The Specials or The Ramones, but I’d have to go with this even without the link to the staff writer!

He should have been posting today for his birthday!

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Since everyone’s done the Dave Roth jokes, we should balance things up for Sammy’s birthday today!

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Somehow I can picture Torchinsky saying “We’re your friends, we’re not like the others, man…”

Somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert of course!

Do you often wait around for massive bears?

Is it too late for me to copyright that?

Actually, I believe Nolan is heading up the “Readers Request” poll…

Tom, I’m going to go stand outside my back door and light one in your honour!

Interestingly, the Templars continue their existence today as an elite group* allied to Freemasonry! In its current form, the society dates back to the 1700's and grew from meetings between the emergent Masons and the Knights Hospitallers, which - as you mention in the comments - had adsorbed many Templars who escaped

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This is the problem with keeping mascots in urban environments! They need wide open spaces to run free…

An interesting stance, since bestiality was only criminalised in Alabama in 2014!