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Paging Mr Cotto…
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This springs immediately to mind! From a far better writer than I’ll ever be…
You missed the biggest disappointment of all with the Genesis. Which was that Sega stopped paying VIZ to write their adverts…
When I saw the snippet in the notification, I was hoping it would finish “replaced all his…” as “talent with moonshine”!
Just take out the old treaty, Tipp-ex out Shrub’s signature, redo the title page to say “Trump Free Trade Agreement” and he’ll sign the “greatest trade agreement anyone’s ever signed” bigly quick…
Not while I’ve got good money riding on “covfefe”!
The poor rocket will have to deal with him for longer…
FTFY!
For anyone wondering, Google “Kennesaw Civil War”…
I suggest skipping the protest at the school board meeting, and organising an alternative - and accurate - Civil War re-enactment by burning the school to the ground!
So you wouldn’t have to pay to have that burn treated!
Well, I’m already banned there - and they won’t tell me why - so I’ve nothing to lose!
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Just be glad you didn’t have to head for that castle back down the road a few miles…
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That depends on who your pilot is!
The pelican wouldn’t tell me.
You have to change planes in Nambia. Don’t forget to pick up some covfefe…
No, this one has “Jezebecky” written all over it!
I feel like I should cover my laptop in mayo, after slowly poaching it in the oven for an hour…
The Lambo approach!
If you’re Florida-Man, wrestling hookers and a hand job are the obvious answer! Pulling over to the side of the road is optional…