Actually, I believe Nolan is heading up the “Readers Request” poll…
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Tom, I’m going to go stand outside my back door and light one in your honour!
Interestingly, the Templars continue their existence today as an elite group* allied to Freemasonry! In its current form, the society dates back to the 1700's and grew from meetings between the emergent Masons and the Knights Hospitallers, which - as you mention in the comments - had adsorbed many Templars who escaped…
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This is the problem with keeping mascots in urban environments! They need wide open spaces to run free…
An interesting stance, since bestiality was only criminalised in Alabama in 2014!
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Paging Mr Cotto…
This springs immediately to mind! From a far better writer than I’ll ever be…
You missed the biggest disappointment of all with the Genesis. Which was that Sega stopped paying VIZ to write their adverts…
When I saw the snippet in the notification, I was hoping it would finish “replaced all his…” as “talent with moonshine”!
Just take out the old treaty, Tipp-ex out Shrub’s signature, redo the title page to say “Trump Free Trade Agreement” and he’ll sign the “greatest trade agreement anyone’s ever signed” bigly quick…
Not while I’ve got good money riding on “covfefe”!
The poor rocket will have to deal with him for longer…
FTFY!
For anyone wondering, Google “Kennesaw Civil War”…
I suggest skipping the protest at the school board meeting, and organising an alternative - and accurate - Civil War re-enactment by burning the school to the ground!
So you wouldn’t have to pay to have that burn treated!
Well, I’m already banned there - and they won’t tell me why - so I’ve nothing to lose!
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Just be glad you didn’t have to head for that castle back down the road a few miles…
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That depends on who your pilot is!
The pelican wouldn’t tell me.