You have to change planes in Nambia. Don’t forget to pick up some covfefe…
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No, this one has “Jezebecky” written all over it!
I feel like I should cover my laptop in mayo, after slowly poaching it in the oven for an hour…
The Lambo approach!
If you’re Florida-Man, wrestling hookers and a hand job are the obvious answer! Pulling over to the side of the road is optional…
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Somewhere, Eric Idle is amazed that he was writing a prediction, not a punch-line…
My ex spent 3 years in a couple of domestic and overseas charities. This sort of shit is SOP among the higher ranks! If 30% of the money raised/assigned actually gets spent on the ground, you’re doing well…
I prefer zinc carbon vegans; those fuckers give up after 10 minutes…
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And what about the other kind?
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I’d have thought there was only one choice for today’s music…
The (former) Lord of the Manor of Frodsham would like a word…
Well Tom did say sorry about the “old woman”…
I can think of some crazy motherfuckers who’d like to discuss your take…
By your command…
If you’re really that OCD, then you probably tell everyone you have CDO so the letters are in the right order!
The only problem with Chen’s viewpoint is that he makes this sound like a bug in the system, not a key feature.
Damn 25 year import rule…
I can only assume that Mr. Cage’s next target to sue for “harm… caused to him and his image and reputation” will be…