Can we try and build a bridge out of Congressmen first?
TheBurnerFormerlyKnownAsPooJavelin
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In the aftermath of Weinstein-gate, I’m not sure allegations of inappropriate tossing should be used!
Do you really think he can’t churn up enough Tumpa Loompahs to make that happen?
The problems are;
FAKE NEWS! It was only a 9.99 times increase…
Actually given the rumours that followed Weinstein for over 20 years, I think there was more speculation about what instructions Daddy had given to her Secret Service detail!
If you miss your delivery, you better be Deaaaaad! Or in Jaaaaaail…
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Fortunately, after Dolt45’s “Brain-a-thon” challenge to Tillerson, North Korea is now sure that any armed threat will be provided by ACME Weapon Systems Inc.
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Meanwhile, for the rest of the world, it’s Bjørge Lillelien all over again!
Somewhere there’s a Chadier Chad doing exactly the same thing, but in a “Flag of Traitors” wife-beater…
I think “Michael wakes up” is enough to guarantee a clapback on Friday!
You could improve your ranking by demanding a DNA test on Gareth Bale. The Welsh have obviously resorted to genetically-engineered sheep!
Coming from a man watching a 5th string league, that hurts!
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As George Harrison once said, “it’s been done”!
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But still well behind “ability over hurdles”!
This is the problem; when the only people not actively trying to avoid serving on a jury are geriatric Chads and Beckys, dreaming of the good old days when they were guaranteed a seat at the front of the bus and wondering will this be over in time for Matlock, a black kid has no chance of justice.
I prefer yours!
This is obviously a scam - Fancy Kristen would just use her diplomatic status as Heredity Princess of Pandolvia to escape the tax!
I’ve crossed international borders to do it!