I’m sure daddy will buy him a team, just like he has at every other stage of his mediocre career.
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And yet you skip the greatest of them all…
Like a lot of post-war Eastern European tech, this was obviously based on secret Messerschmitt or BMW designs they “acquired”!
A lot of people are saying that! Smart people… Jason should look into it…
Next week, you should look at what the good people of Nambia use to get their covfefe to market…
Tip: A wife’s voice never helps!
Guaranteed it was a submarine three weeks ago!
I presume they’ll be returning the 46%* of the University’s budget which derives from federal (31%) or state (15%) grants so they won’t be encumbered by that pesky First Amendment…
The problem with posting smart arsed comments is that frequently someone has already thought it’s a good idea…
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Do these people know nothing about how to deal with leopards? Just put this on the intercom…
Do you think he’d still be alive if she had machine-gun jubblies?
You’ve got to admire Melania’s “would you just shut the fuck up and die now” smile!
You’re right… That was a dumb comment. Don’t post again.
Is that including Ted Cruz?
This month, from Gun Of The Month Club…
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As a wise man once said “If they didn’t have a part of the song that like sucked, then it’s like the other part wouldn’t be as cool”…
Take Me Down To The Panama City
Where the grass is green and there’s lots of titties…
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And we all know who’s keeping it out… The Colonel! With his wee beady eyes…
I can’t help feeling that the second and third parts of your evening may be the cause and not the effect of the first…
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How do you feel about working with David Spade?