Well she certainly has no grasp of flight schedules, speeds or distances…

Fair enough! It’s just weird that everyone’s avoiding the low-hanging fruit…

Maybe his cousin Axel should investigate what’s going on?

What has Bob Barker done to scare everyone away from “The Price Is Wrong” headlines?

What is it with FOX? Do they not have enough studio space for the swimming pool full of corn oil that would make it worth watching?

Take it away, Freddie…

Are you listening Donnie?

I thought they hanged him in Florida years ago?

Erect a shiny new Grant for every Lee, and a Sherman for every Jackson, and this shit will end within weeks!

Then how would the cops ever get on duty?

It’s not about decency - he’s just physically incapable of giving a fuck about anyone who isn’t a white person called Trump! And sometimes, not even then…

Live footage of their triumphant return to the pits…

Lt. Gen Silveria must have called a “do-over” to give the “forceful” speech they’re talking about on Splinter!

We’ll kskip the ktypo and stick with “why would two NFL players buy an NBA game and not Madden NFL?”

First half is how they picture themselves, second half is the sad reality!

It’s not that bad. It just has one minor problem - it’s full of English people!

If this is what all these “patriots” believe this is about, why are their fat white asses sitting in front of a computer typing, instead of queuing outside a recruitment centre?

That few?

Where can I book flights!?