Because it’s not a Beetle, it’s a pregnant Golf!

Presumably because all the brown people are still bottled up there.

Yes, it represents TREASON! And that Okies are still alive and well and living in California.

I thought they were all trying to find the entrance to Comet Ping Pong’s basement…

Sorry, did you say Google or PornHub?

I’m trying to think what to do with the $3M profit the Kickstarter raises! Buying Franklin Township should still leave me $2.5M and change…

How long before some dumb white fuck burns down his house in the process, and blames that on the players too?

You need to check their math, Michael. I’m fairly certain someone’s forgotten to carry a three one* there…

Nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.

Unfortunately, he’ll earn a 10 point poll jump in 34 states…

And Georgia’s favourite!

You forgot the grilled cheese & Oxy topping!

Somebody’s gene pool’s been refilled recently!

You don’t have to deal with RH and LH drive versions!

Please let this be COTD, because it has $kay written all over it!

25? Try 7-10, when the toilets need refurbishment!

I thought they’d call him Bruce! And possibly a poofta…

Does he make you crazy?

No they won’t! They will never gain admittance, because that requires Madrid to ratify the deal, and there’s precisely zero chance of that. How do you think the Turks have been kept waiting for over 30 years, ever since Greece joined?

Are you sure, because the rest of your idiotic comment fails to back that up…