I wouldn’t have called John Lewis “old and non-threatening” yet!

e: all of the above!

You forgot the 47 “Flag of Traitors” bumper stickers on his truck…

You forgot “started using Steven Segal’s spray on hair barber”!

Just as long as nobody peed on the floor mats! They really tied the car together…

There’s only one answer to that picture…

As long as you’re not implementing it in the next 16 years!

Crapping on lawns?

Oh Yeah!

Actually, she looks more like her father every year!

Hopefully, they’ll have space to fit him in between the Richard M (expletive deleted) Nixon Memorial Recording Booth and the annotated collection of Donald J Trump Tax Ledgers (both sets)…

After this length of time, I think we’ve officially moved on to “gibbering”…

Most people call me Jim!

He should have tried the veal!

We just need a bigger boot!

Chrome updated and lost the password… Which made two of us!

When????

Why does everyone skip the human sacrifices?

No, it was a $1 award. Because the case was taken under anti-monopoly legislation, the payout was triple the award. In fact, it was actually a massive $3.76 after interest…