Actually, the flights are in regular airliners - traditionally, Alitalia on the flight out and the national airline of wherever he visits on the way back - and the cost is covered by the Vatican press corps, who pay full business prices to sit in cattle class. There’s very few routes where you can block-book 30 in…

I’m assuming it involves tentacles…

Well, he’s not exactly in touch with the thoughts of his constituents…

Can you imagine the level of white trouser mess worldwide if he’d actually found a brown, manual, turbo-diesel Volvo wagon?

Nothing to see here, folks. Just Kinja being Kinja…

BTW: Isn’t there supposed to be a poll here of some sort?

The BMW i Vision Dynamics Concept Is Clearly Aimed At Tesla People who want something like a Tesla, but much, much uglier.

Because cracking out an 80A filter to cool the lighting cast was really going to help his look…

He thinks none of their souls are worth stealing…

Suh-prize, suh-prize!

Actually, I got Lee Byung-hun first, then Ken Watanabe and Cary Tagawa.

Alan Rickman as Eamon DeValera would be a far better example!

Let’s put this accurately in perspective; the upper estimate for the cost of gender reassignment in the military is 10% of what they’re shelling out for Viagra. But then they do have a lot of guns to keep in working order!

You can’t kick that high, cricket crotch!

Moon Taffs on helium? It’ll sound like an Alvin & The Chipmunks convention!

Add broccoli to anything and it becomes less appealing!

I think this is a more likely role model inspiration…

The way the Cabinet of Deplorables has gone, I’d be more surprised to find out that 41 of them are actually qualified lawyers!