Make those tyres squeal like a piggy?

Paul Williams is still available, but he may still want to kick Burt’s ass…

Does the Hellcat have an ashtray to hold him?

Just some good old boys? Didn’t mean any harm…

In a state where you can buy all the fucking firepower you want, but owning six dildos will put you behind bars!

As a former holder of this oft-neglected post, I thank you for your recognition!

At least there’s no need to worry, since either of these measures would decimate the Trumpah Loompah vote!

Hello, Pot? This is Kettle…

Blonde… electric mower… no power cord…

Why not go the other way; have as much clothing as possible available in all sizes, and shove the sizeist items into a little ghetto marked “malnourished stick-insect sizes”!

Typical Jalopnik! If you’re going to post generalised crap like this, can you please preface it with “most people in American cities”…

But I bet it still wasn’t as quick on 249-0 as Richard Hammond!

Just to put it in simple terms even Dolt45 could follow, never mind an inbred, flag-humping hick from Montana…

I was going to be flippant and change “husband” to “brother” in your comment, but that would be Miss Arkansas!

Most forms of vermin thrive in the aftermath of a disaster!

It looks nice and tidy, but never forget - it’s an Alfa; you’ll pay that $5K again in repairs this year. And every other year too!

At least this one is after the days when they used to rust while sitting at the docks awaiting shipment!

TAVARISH? Is that you? What are you up to these days?

Leave him alone - he was just trying to hit on Meghan Markle!

Get back to me when Benny writes Springtime for Hitler…