I’m surprised you skipped the part about four serving members of Her Majesty’s Army being arrested as members of a banned Neo-Nazi terrorist organisation…
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Well, we know he’s interested in big showers at least!
I wouldn’t worry until they start converting surplus Zambonis into armoured vehicles!
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Shut up, Eccles!
That depends on whether he asks her to describe in single words only the good things that come to her mind about her mother…
Because it’s not a zinc-plated Miura!
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Skipping over Roger Waters and Delores O’Riordan, let’s all raise a tin to Mr Buster Bloodvessel - 59 today! I wonder what he’d like to drink?
Don’t laugh too quickly - Fredrich was stripped of his Bavarian citizenship and forcibly deported, so the the only place legally responsible for taking him in is Scotland!
Imagine the damage they could do if they had a boss who wasn’t an incurious moron.
Actually, one probable difference between Korbach’s family and yours.
Right player, wrong World Cup!
Hopefully it will involve the AV Club being locked in the closet with the slide projectors and the key being broken in the lock! What a whiny bunch of fucks…
Just don’t get your Axis powers confused and search “Hello Kitty” on German Rubber Weekly!
You’re deliberately trying to confuse me aren’t you! Cause I answered that one on Splinter…
Well, we’ll have the nicest stadium in the Championship!
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You mean the one England lost by two Maradona goals?
Unfortunately, Delany took a €5M bar tab instead. I think it lasted two months…
“And like West Ham, they fade and die”!
Of all the names to see writing a “How to keep your car running…” article, “David Tracy” is probably the least reassuring!