It may look stupid and suicidal to fly into a massive hurricane, but it’s still safer than facing a United cabin crew!

I forgot that because of all the meth!

I should probably also have phrased it as “Don’t forget kids for meth”!

Or if you’re in Polk, Lake or Sumter Counties…

Actually, I think it’s an Easter Egg!

It’s Florida; this is a bad thing because?

I think they mean “TVR 1947 - 1964, 1965 - (1981)* - 2006, 2007 - (2013)* - 2017"…

Punchable? That’s a face that requires an abandoned warehouse, a ball gag and a large an infinite supply of Louisville Sluggers…

It involves putting old, white people on CNN yelling “FAKE NEWS!” a lot until everyone just submits…

I didn’t think “Paul Ryan is a spineless, two-faced sack of shit who would cook his own mother for Thanksgiving dinner if GOP headquarters issued an edict” was really worth an article anymore…

Not sure about stuff being revamped, but it all started going to shit the same day the menu was reworked to include the Permanently Moaning Club!

In a country that put Dan Quayle a heartbeat away from supreme executive power, “smart” has never been an important qualification…

Billie Ray says pass the pipe!

Not half as freaky as Dave Stewart’s massive fingernails as he plays the sitar!

Unfortunately, I’m old enough to remember when Queen couldn’t make it to London for Top Of The Pops, so they sent along a 6 minute film to show instead!

Hang on… Maybe there’s another way to comment on this…

But it’s easy to see he has no involvement with any part of the FCA empire, since he still hasn’t cracked how to make cotton textiles rust!

Every day needs more Jim Steinman!

That would require her to have actually obtained a work visa, instead of flying in to shoot fake lesbian porn on a tourist visa…

Buttery Males!