Sorry I’m 90 minutes late…

I thought Clayton Bigsby had already been nominated for the post?

In case you’ve forgotten, 66% of that majority couldn’t be arsed to vote and stop this rancid pustule gaining the power to pander to his base…

From following David Tracey, I thought a Jeep Commando meant the whole floor pan’s just fallen off!

Wrong red car!

You might want to work on your history studies, because the one thing St. Nicholas definitely was not was Turkish. The Seijuk Turks - who led the invasion of Anatolia in 1071 - were still busy herding sheep around the Aral Sea (modern-day Kazakstan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyztan) at the time.

But after he’s spun out on the kerb, that grille would be facing your mangled corpse!

I’d be even more glad if they were miserable in Rikers…

That’s the autonomous Mustang message!

Today with Megan and The Mooch? It just writes itself…

I’m not surprised she was so anti-eclipse, since she spent years at FOX trying to avoid seeing Roger Ailes’ moon…

Well, if the race parts are adjustable, a couple of hours and a wheel alignment should at least stop it looking like it Trump’s mythical 400lb hacker climbed out of his basement to sit on it!

No you didn’t. The problem is these god-bothering twats’ insistence on calling themselves “Christian” when their exclusive devotion to the Torah means they’re little more than a Messianic Jewish cult.

Why does he look like…

It’s what Ferdinand would have wanted!

“Dirty Cheating Hand-balling French Bastard”, aka Thierry Henry.

Well, he’s not the first person to find himself on the wrong side of the Commonwealth Immigrants Act, 1962!