Hold on there… Then what did baby Jeebus ride to school?

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Maureen O’Hara’s shade in this movie is incredible.

We have Scaramooche’s tell-all paragraph on his time at the Shite House to look forward to!

You know Obama never had this much water…

Richard the Third would be closer to the truth!

Buttery Males…

Will Finland get over it?

As a country, Finland has it all…

So why would they want to facilitate civil cases 20 years from now! This is the boys in Der Führerbunker burning all the papers before the Red Army arrives…

Only with nail files instead of flick knives!

Well, bringing it up again is what happens to the people of Flint every time they try drinking from their taps!

Monday evening; Texas AG announces investigations into stores selling cases of bottled water for $99 each.

I suggest Kansas… We might just get lucky!

“You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to rain anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’ And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep raining, raining, raining, We’re going to make America wet again.”

¡Cuidado, llamas!

Might I suggest…

Monday night; Texas AG investigates water being sold at $99 a case…

Possibly the most presidential 49 seconds of his entire campaign!