I agree. I get that the roasts are supposed to be brutal, but there was nothing original or funny about that.

I hate her too, but telling her to kill herself in front of millions seems a bit much.

This is what it looks like to be roasted by prople who truly despise you, and her presence took a lot of attention away from Rob Lowe. I have to wonder if maybe she was the actual target when this roast was put together. Pethaps the organizers didn’t call it a roast of her because they suspected she wouldn’t do it. I…

wow how could you not click through that Mick Jagger link. Gross. So gross. “They’ve been dating for several years.” Umm L’Wren Scott died in 2014 and they started dating in 2014, so... two years. And she’s going to give up her dance career (She’s a dancer with American Ballet Theater). As a dancer, it makes me sad…

Baking. Because it’s tough to gauge how much salt is in the butter (varies from brand to brand) so I can’t effectively adjust the salt I need to add to the recipe. Salted for putting on toast and muffins, unsalted for baking.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

You think? I swear I’m not trying to argue with you, but Jennifer recently ranted to HuffPo about how tabloids can’t stop speculating about her reproductive choices. Her movies are complete shit except for Cake. (Seriously that poor thing has the worst agents.) Regardless, the celebrity gossip rags have continually…

But she did it again with Justin Theroux. No one knew about that wedding not even the guests.

Jennifer Aniston managed to get married and have no one find out. Not only that, but the first time she got married to a major movie star, she managed to ban all photography from going public except for one shot. To this day!!!!!!!!

The reports I’ve read have indicated that he has lost Bond specifically due to this whole thing. There is no longer the air of mystery to him that is required for the role. The last I heard, some (Irish?) guy named something like Aiden Turner is the current frontrunner.

obviously they mean that they are good for baking but useless on toast unless you add something else to the mix

You could not pay me to be 15 again, because its ridiculous but that’s how your mind works at that age.

Kids can sue each other for peer pressure swearing? Whoa, this is a bottomless market.

Two students were punished for “vaping” at school. One student was expelled while the other was suspended for three days. The expelled student and/or their parents sued the school claiming that the expelled student received unfair treatment due to favoritism. The expelled student and/or their parents are now also…

Swiper, like the character House MD, the Trix Rabbit, and Wile E Coyote are characters created by latent sadists to torture repeatedly in scenarios concocted for no other purpose than misery.

I’m just gonna look at it as “teenagers doing teenager stuff” and “rich parents defending them".

I didn’t think it was possible for Miles Teller to look even more douchey, but he’s accomplished it.

They weren’t famous in the 90's. They. Were. Not. I’m so tired of people trying to push that story. Their father Rob Kardashian was one of the men sitting with the legal team but wasn’t even a practicing lawyer, and not really Simpson’s defence lawyer. He hadn’t practised law for years. He had his license to practice…

I already used it on a relative who was trying to make a “biological” argument against gay marriage. She said that gay couples can’t have children, so it is biologically unnatural for them to marry. I said, “Chemo might’ve rendered me infertile. Does that mean I shouldn’t be allowed to get married either?” *crickets*

She was Paris Hilton’s friend and stylist/ closet cleaner/ closet organizer for a hot minute and was pictured with Hilton and travelled with Hilton which generated interested in her. Then the sex tape came out which elevated her profile even more leading to the reality show which made her famous.