He should really win an emmy for this. Even if it’s not on television. It’s about television! It’s inspired by television! This is definitely the E in his EGOT.
The St. Louis We Generously Let Black People Live Here, Abortion Having Slutty McSlutslut And Also Jews Are Sneaky Because We’re Allowed To Say That Now Animal Warehouse And Emporium
Seconded! I snorted outloud more times than I’m willing to admit reading this.
I almost like Bobby’s version of Kylie. Whoever is writing her now needs to find other work.
Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.
My cat’s name is Furiosa, after the Mad Max: Fury Road character. Except the character’s name is pronounced FURY-osa and I pronounce my cat’s name FURRY-osa.
I was thinking of this EXACT scene as I typed that comment.
IT’S FURGUSON! Not Ferguson.
BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, and Wayfair followed suit.
Sometimes, the free market actually works the way it is supposed to. This is one of those times. I have chosen to enjoy this moment by throwing my head back and laughing loudly.
*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*
Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.
Spicer wore two diffrent shoes on a random day in the middle of the week for fucks sake! No one sent out a flunky to go and get him a marching pair of shoes before he had to go out doors where there were cameras and people! No one said “hey someone send Toby to go and get the moron matching shoes, it doesn’t fucking…
This kind of thing is very soothing to me. Not the Queen’s passing, but knowing that there is a plan, that every detail has been thought out, and everyone is aware of their role. It feels very dignified and, well, how things should be done.
1) Completely redoing your constitutional model is not easy. Why haven’t we Americans gotten rid of the electoral college? It’s anti-democracy, after all. Having a queen with no formal power is less anti-democratic than having Presidential canidates get over 2 million more votes and still lose. Changing things is…
how about “Elizabeth hasnt botched it”
I feel better then.
I have often wondered what will happen. I don’t want her to go. She’s the last of her kind.