In that clip from ET they announced her age and weight and then implied it’s pathetic to plan your own bday party.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

“and then he killed himself with poison and then I stabbed myself”

Them? They’re engaged!

You don’t remember the part in R&J where bRomeo takes Juliet to a wonderful little park just outside Verona and strums his lute and sings about Juliet’s hair in iambic pentameter?

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s…

I’ve made that criticism myself a couple times, but it had more to do with me thinking she’s better than the material she’s getting. Like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell have never done anything for me so they can go on making stupid movies I don’t care about. Bc clearly I’m the center of the universe.

It’s also kind of a hilarious bit of criticism from armchair critics. Actors don’t have to constantly be putting on different faces to be good at entertaining. Some writers are versatile, while others stick to one genre. Some musicians mix things up from album to album, others give different variations on a theme.…

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

I have zero issues with that, but as an atheist, no respect is won either. Either religion is a set of rules about how to live granted to us from an omniscient, omnipotent being and you’re not allowed to don whatever you want, or all religion is whatever we want it to be, thus making every single rule not enforced by…

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

I have to get a mandatory education before I can obtain a driver’s license. It boggles the mind that in some places you can buy a weapon specifically designed for killing without the same rule.

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

My right to undergo expensive healthcare(that i might not be able to afford...) due to my negligence and moronic bragging trump your caution and pleas for regulation.

Well, if she insists….

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps