For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

etchings and chill

*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad

Hirsch insists that Gutierrez can choose her sex partners, as well as “the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.”

Man, it’s amazing how often this poor guy is victimized by other people. Defending him from his many persecutors is like a full time job.

Yes. And there are numerous less well-known freedoms as well.

So does Freedom of Religion mean I can create my own religion and force others to join and tithe? Because I can get behind that.

Fun fact: In America we also have Freedom of the Press, which means you can’t legally get in trouble for beating someone to death with a rolled up newspaper.

Every time I am reminded that Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf are married, an angel gets his/her wings.

Unless she was eating this much cheese daily, I think Khloe might be misattributing the cause of her weight loss.

I still very much like Nicki Minaj. This mistake doesn’t mean I’m not a fan anymore but she definitely fucked up.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

The BEST would be to run into an opponent you hate while wearing a t-shirt that made fun of them, which they don’t realize until you’re already taking the photo. Like this guy.

I think they look like lil vacuum cleaner bags and are adorable.

Wikipedia tells me that tardigrades are ‘also known as water bears or moss piglets’ and this is wholly delightful.

Tardigrades fit squarely into the “so ugly it’s cute” category, which is something that will never be said about Donald Trump, despite also looking like the south end of a north bound pig.

ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT