It looks a lot like Matisse’s Dance

On the bright side, death eventually swallows everything.

Kind of Matisse-esque too, right?

It has a Matisse vibe to it, I can see what you’re seeing, sort of.

no! apparently christopher kane had his whole staff go with him to a life drawing class and he used what they all came up with. it is very picasso-esque, though!

LITERALLY ALL I HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM THIS IS THAT MAGGIE Q IS ENGAGED TO DYLAN MCDERMOTT AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY PISSED. SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THAT THIS WEIRD ASS CREEPY MAN BEARD. And I watch their show, so I know.

I just don’t understand how they shoe.

this.

I’ve very much in the “less is more” camp when it comes to fashion, and the whole “Here’s a dress that makes me look naked!” thing always annoys me. I don’t think it’s prudery, exactly—I’m definitely not offended or outraged. I just don’t ever think wearing clothing that to emphasize how naked you look makes anyone…

Ariana Grande called, she wants her ponytail back.

At least Rihanna kept it real and showed off those pretty titties.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

That’s Mitchell and Webb, in a scene from That Mitchell and Webb Look. They also did an earlier series called The Mitchell and Webb Situation, and a radio show called That Mitchell and Webb Sound. You can find a lot of their stuff on Youtube.

Keith Villiardo's story achieves peak Canada.... it takes place at a Tim Horton`s drivethru, involves an eccentric yet harmless customer, and both the server and the customer act amazingly polite all things considered.

“Near the end of my lustrous career I had a drive-through customer who asked for his coffee “stirred twice clockwise, three times counter-clockwise, and four times clockwise.””

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.