I want to be her so badly.

MARRY ME

My co-worker told a young woman to smile about a week ago and I blew a gasket. He explained that it was such a beautiful day she should be smiling. I asked him is he also tells 6'5 biker men to smile too because it's so beautiful outside. And then told him to not do that anymore as she is not there for his viewing…

Yet another edition to Nicholas Sparks: The Attractive White People Falling In Love And Facing Challenges Series.

Hey, I love foxes too, but they are nature's own mischief-making trolls.

Foxes are the wild-eyed weirdos of the animal kingdom.

The comments in this post have been the best thing to result from this terrible show.

Before I even knew anything about her, when I was watching 90210 as a kid, I would feel sad just looking at her. I still feel like that.

To be fair, every show I have ever seen that included Tori Spelling, to include 90210 when her scenes arose, produces that 'Splenda' taste in my brain-holes.

Probably they didn't get any real questions because NOBODY CARES.

is that an ornamental cabbage?

Is it bad that I want that Guardian Angel thing so I can call myself when I can't get rid of a student who's telling me his/her life story during office hours?

"Oh look, the humans that do our bidding think they found a reason to explain their intelligence. This is hilarious." -every cat on earth

Now I know why the Great Barrier Reef is endangered.

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

The Chris Evans/Sandra Bullock news makes me irrationally happy. I just want her to have all the good things!

I can't zoom in, but is this Andre Leon Talley dressed as Satan, behind Jaden Smith dressed as Virgin Batman?

I came here specifically to make sure someone posted that. Thank you for being awesome.

In a stunning turn of events, Baby Boomer White Man makes it all about him.