thank you for this <3
May I please borrow “ceaseless torrent of dumbfuckery” as a phrase to use on a, depressingly, regular basis?
How many more ways are there to “peek inside” an empty, bottomless abyss of pure nothingness...?
Why the fuck do these fucking fuckwads get to name their fucking bigoted little online troll paradise after a reference from a film made by trans-women?!?! How do their teeny tiny little brains not explode from the hypocrisy?!?!
I’m sorry, but Ioan Gruffudd costume dramas are AMAZING. Particularly the Horatio Hornblower series, which - *bonus!* - includes Jamie Bamber. Who is my addition to this list.
IT’S CALLED “THE HANDMAID’S TALE” FFS
That is...sociopathic...
Reminds me of how one of my besties said, after her horrific divorce (abusive partner with a mistress he wasted money on and took to family events while my friend was pregnant at home), that she actually loathed his mother even MORE than her ex-husband. He’s an asshole idiot who cheated, but his mother aided and…
YUP. This is better than most books I’ve read recently.
This is a real website with real people and real products to buy HELP I AM SCREAM LAUGHING AT MY DESK!
Welp. That’s the most depressingly accurate yet beautiful sentence I’ve read recently...
*SIDENOTE: Fuck you, you fucking cheeto/orange flaming trashbag for just happily settling down with your sick little friends to watch a movie starring a GAY WOMAN when we all know you would strip her and her wife of every right and dignity in an instant if you thought no one was looking! *ragestroke*
“Ompa Loompa Hiter and the true Emperor, Darth Pence”
Agreed. I know this is a sidenote to this HORRIFIC situation, but these are the stories that I bring up when people try to pressure me into having kids by telling me that “you’ll love your own kids! everyone does!” NOPE. Not everyone. Humans are AWFUL.
“shitgibbons” - thank you for this!
That last paragraph is profound and sad and beautiful. <3
“unlimited vacation and sick days”
You’re welcome, America.
“We good white folk are liberating you from your barbaric religion that tells you what you have to wear by telling you what you have to wear!”
wut.