I have such intense, seething, loathing for Miles Teller that it’s actually starting to scare me a bit...

HOW DARE THEY DRAG THE PONIES INTO THIS. THEY DON’T DESERVE TO SPEAK THEIR NAMES.

...also...and I know/agree that this is TOTALLY NOT THE POINT, but, a$$hole playmate girl - she’s at the gym!! She’s there! Working & sweating to lose all that HORRIFYING weight that seems to offend your nasty eyeballs so damn much!!

Yeah...that gif made me start speaking them out loud. By myself. At work. Daaaammmmmnnnnn...

THANK YOU. I once had an idiot ex-friend try to argue with me that zoos were all horrible and that animals going extinct is just a “natural” thing, and humans shouldn’t try so hard to keep them alive in places like zoos...sure, tigers, rhinos, elephants are definitely critically endangered because of “natural” causes,…

That “type of person” you just described so perfectly there is exactly my exx-bff who dumped me after 15 years of me trying to make her feel better about herself because “my energy was too negative” ... Namaste C*untface!

How DARE you drag Jane Austen’s greatest supercouple into this filth?!?!

Had to advise a kid at my Uni named Kale...or Cale...I forget...but both are stupid.

Other mammals also eat raw meat, drink unclean water, and fuck without condoms. Gonna go out on a limb here and agree - just because other mammals do it doesn't mean us otherwise totally abnormal mammals should do it too...

Armageddon and Pearl Harbour. I know they’re both TERRIBLE but they’re both just so PRETTY. The cinematography and colour schemes and costumes...maybe they could be watched on mute...

Thank you. I'm going through the exact same thing. My best friend of 15 years, my maid of honour, wrote me a letter this summer basically telling me she was bored of me. I hyperventilated, couldn't stop shaking, and thought I was going to pass out I was crying so badly. Trying to look at pictures, or trying to enjoy…

Exactly. She’s already a “martyr” for this cause, all the Republican candidates are applauding her, let her go the f@$& to jail like she deserves!

WOULD.

how dare you bring poor innocent Kenneth into this debacle?!?!

You made me snort! LOL!

I actually got distracted from the craziness of the story because of the crazyhotness of that reporter...*catsound*...

She’s the best. Some of the greatest strips are with her :)

omg I love your name & pic

Stay away from our national treasures you giant-old-penis-with-a-hairy-condom-stuck-on-your-head!! (Sincerely, Canada.)