yes please thank you :)

Can’t help it, my husband and I keep quoting this 30 Rock ep...

“an upper echelon of beauty that just strikes closer to terror” ...that’s just a fantastic sentence...sitting at my desk re-reading and admiring it...that’s all! :)

You don’t get a prize for NOT RAPING someone. You don’t get a pat on the back for NOT GROPING your students.

thank you! this was the one I was thinking of!

I absolutely adore your username <3 (MST3K 4ever!)

This is a painting...right? A famous one? Yes? Please tell me I’m not going crazy... A Picasso...maybe??

Ok, what is this and how do I find more of it because I LOVE IT.

don't forget Emma Thompson! 😢

W.T.F.

Thank you so very much for adding "festering yeasty anal wart" into my list of insults to throw at ass-hats like this man!! BRILLIANT.

I'm so glad that these assholes believe in hell, because if there is a hell, that is DEFINITELY where they are going!

...and then the "true love" tried to use her as a path to the throne...

Thank you! Same issues in retail. "Oh, that item is damaged/out of its box/missing a label, just sell it to me for x amount of dollars." Um, no, I physically cannot do that, there is no button on my cash for RandomDollarAmountForRandomItemThatWillThenGetMeInShitDuringInventory.

THANK YOU. Canadian here, but whenever I see Fox "news" clips on Stewart about Obama, I always wish that they would just admit to being awful, raging, racists, rather than try to muddle through with whatever point they're pretending to make...I think I could respect them a little if at least they were just…

Wow. And I thought "I love you, but not in a rest-of-life kinda way" from an ex was bad!

Tom Petty's "Freefallin" came on the radio and he said "I like the John Meyer version of this better." Aaaaaaand we are done here!!

12 years old. Woke up super duper early for one of my first ever horse shows that I was riding in, and my Mom was away at a conference. I was totally prepared and not scared, just grumpy. Then my poor father gets ready to drive me to the barn, and asks if everything is ok, and I tell him I just got my very first…

What. The. Ever. Loving. Fuck.

Ok, I'm so new to commenting, so forgive me for a silly fawning post, but Lindy, I love you. Thank you for making me spit my soup out onto my iPad in my office lunchroom as I lol at this post!