"Just don't let an adult hear you. Some adults get all freaky about certain words."

"I can't think of much harder than your health being destroyed by bad civilized habits and then being thrown into a nursing home where the staff abuse you."

I think if anything she had a breast lift. They don't look fake.

When me & 3 of my girlfriends were kind of stressing about aging, we came up with a plan to give us something to be excited about… We decided that when we outlive our husbands, we are all moving in to Friend A's house to live together Golden Girls style. But then what started out as kind of a joke, keeps getting…

I made the mistake of dropping it now and then in front of my toddler, thinking she'd not notice. One day when she was 3ish she was playing in her little toy kitchen and I said "whatcha doing?" and she replied, all nonchalant like "oh, just f**kin hangin' out".

It looks like someone tacked a cheap bedskirt onto, what could've been, a perfectly nice, graphic shift dress

A week ago I said "F***" —casually— in front of two toddlers. They both pointed and me and went into a loud joint chant of "BAD word BAD word BAD word." I fake-cowered in my sweater and apologized profusely.

Thank God (or I guess in Kanye's world, it's Thank Kanye)! I thought I was the only one. I don't get the appeal AT ALL...it's like a bunch of people have banded together to celebrate the mediocrity of this petulant, narcissistic and possibly psychopathic dude. His holier than thou attitude is extremely off putting to…

That dress is full of nope. Whoever made it should be arrested for treason.

G&T, I'm so sorry to hear about your dad, and that you lost him when you were both still so young.

Yes, I really wonder about that. When I first started to stash money in a piggy bank at age 8, I intended to save for retirement (of course, that changed to saving for a house when I learned more about the world). I don't get how people can not think about this stuff. I've been thinking about aging for a long time,…

I think about aging constantly, because I have a big birthday coming up in a month. It scares the shit out of me, to be honest. I don't feel like I've accomplished enough to be the age I'm about to be.

The generational divide is a difficult one. There's a natural antagonism to many of our relationships with older women: maybe they're stand-ins for our mothers, our grandmothers, our bosses, our teachers. It's hard to meet on equal footing.

I truly dislike him. As annoying as I find her, and her family, his raging egomania is disturbing and he's 10 times more insufferable. And I get how sometimes, people make things you love. But there is WAY too much good music under the radar right now to have to put up with this dipshit.

agreed. say what you will about kim but she is a fucking beautiful woman and I think the blond is fun and different and totally makes her look like a gorgeous space alien. I'm down.

This is going to be a controversial opinion, but I kind of like her bleached hair in this photo. It's high contrast and weird and I am into it.

T&L constantly comment on the grossness of Kanye parading a barely dressed Kim around while he is dressed like someone interrupted his Saturday morning Netflix sesh.

"Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on. He likes to pose her after he's picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone."

A "source" who's really Kris Jenner talking into a voice modulator