I work with civil engineers. A lot of them will not park in a garage that predates the mid-1980s, because the general consensus that these structures will collapse under the weight of the shitboxes wedged into them at some point.

The radiator cap. I need to go screw a new car underneath it at some point this year.

A broken meteor! Worthless!

I don’t think six grand off gets them where they want to be sales-wise.

Why are Astons always so goddam beautiful? Saw a newer one around town a few weeks ago, and they somehow even look better in person. Every curve on just about every model they make is just perfect.

I need a cigarette (I don’t smoke).  

Possibly concerns that the damage was to the doors and that retracting the gear might cause even more problems. No interest in flying at the very low speed limit with gear-extended.

The problem is, the pilots have no way of knowing just how bad the damage was. Maybe it’s just a big mess, maybe it damaged a hydraulic line, or downlock, or would jam up and freeze after 3 hours at altitude and prevent the nose gear from extending. Much better to return; especially considering Chicago is a United…

Yeah, if you drive a long or wide truck, you should accept that you’re parking in the back of the lot, and in the rural areas of the country this is generally how people with big trucks park.  It’s also why the short bed crew cab is popular among suburban dwellers - it’s the longest truck you can typically park in a…

I live in the city and the number of fucktards that daily drive F-150s, Suburbans, and now Cybertrucks and take up a quarter block’s worth of parking with them is insanely aggravating. I specifically purchased a GTI for city driving/parking, but that doesn’t mean fuck all when they take up multiple spots wherever they…

He has the concept of a plan to deal with this by warming everything up so no more snow 

Courtiers stabbing each other in the back... I’ve never forgiven Showtime for cancelling “The Borgias,” but this might prove similarly entertaining.

Bannon doesn’t like competition.

This looks like a Balenciaga shoe.

It’s funny how Tesla is saying that all the info it collect is kept private but proved in a matter of hours that it’s not and that Tesla can use it at anytime, at will, in any way, shape or form they desire.

Reagan’s people communicated with Iran to hold the hostages until after the election, so what’s happening with the feckless Republican Party today is nothing new.

If they removed drug testing requirement from the federal work force their would be a lot more qualified people working there. If there is one thing this new administration can accomplish I hope it is allowing people who use cannabis products to work for the government.

“I’m not a Trump fan but eggs are 20 cents more expensive so I’m going to vote for a fascist.” 

Japan 1990: At the beginning of the race, Prost pulled ahead of Senna, who immediately tried to repass Prost at the first corner. While Prost turned in, Senna kept his foot on the accelerator and the cars collided at 270 km/h (170 mph) and went off the track, went through the gravel trap and slammed into the tire…

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.