Contestant: [watches video above]

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

I’m not so sure. The truck driver could argue that he was threatened

That type of ad makes me want to send bullshit lowball offers just to piss them off.

How about a 1976 Eldorette for the low low price of $19995?
Wrap your ass in fiberglass and crushed red velour.

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

Welp, time to buy Sims 4.

I own a Cayman and I’m ok with the swap.

LS1/2 GTO.

Holy crap, out of the grays! WOOOT

Also, they’re beads.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, bro.

You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

You can always tell a Milford man.

Jim Caldwell, like Buster Bluth, excelled at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.