That’s just light from Venus reflecting off a weather balloon into swamp gas. Nothing to see here, move along.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Nailed the Hillary one though.

Re: Empire-to-First Order — it’s elaborated on in the Aftermath and Lost Stars novels, but the TL;DR is that the Empire severely fractured (possibly even harder, certainly even faster, than in Legends) after Return of the Jedi to the point that the New Republic was able to force parts of the Empire to the peace table…

Whoever took this picture has one flip flop on and a walking cast.

Jesus Fucking Christ. There's no way I can eloquently express just how awful this is.

Ok, this is a "sub-suggestion." I think you should by a car from Europe that meets the 25 year import exemption rule. Then, you get a trip to Europe to check it out, you can detail all the fun times you have (read: entertaining hassles) importing it and maintaining it, and then selling it, preferably back to Europe.…

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

DO NOT RE-SUB. SERIOUSLY.

There's a mini-Gruul mount?!

...I will not re-sub. I will not re-sub. I will not re-sub.

1957 MGA - heavily modified to race with a 5.0 litre V8, but is still road legal, "It was raced by a man named Jim Handelson as I have been told.", and it has Cobra badging on it, because why the heck not.

Pontiac. It went from being alive to being dead.

Surely I can't be the only one who would totally drive a LaFerrarivan?

Anything looking remotely like this. If anyone can come up with a purpose for this please chime in...

....but what if you need to pick up parts that you had overnighted from Japan?

I'd choose this Acura NSX, sitting at $42G with 36,000 miles on the odo. I'd then go on a big reliable, 100,000 mile road trip with the car, with the at least $5000 I'll have left over after it's sold.

Unlikely performance car you say....gotta have at lease one wagon on that list. How about the 850 R

I dunno, I kinda like my driveway…2012 Chevy Volt vs 1992 GMC Typhoon.