I feel like you can almost hear the inner monologue of the driver of the truck it's filmed from.

Wait, is that actually somebody's natural voice?

This confirms the niggling fear I've had about Suzuka for a while, it's a great track but it's in dire need of modernization. A much larger gravel trap, taking into account the speed and momentum of modern F1 machines, would almost certainly have saved Bianchi from colliding with the tractor at such disastrous speed.

Maybe Pastor Maldonaldo was in the area getting his eye in before the Soichi GP?

Tom Nook wants his goddamn money.

However she is a strong sensual woman.

People just don't watch TV in the same way they did five years ago. It's all catch-up, smart options, pick-your-own packages, streaming services and download content (legal and otherwise). If you're relying on the old fashioned broadcast viewing figures for traditional pay-TV packages you're already being left behind.

I for one welcome this strangely coincidental trend of random mishaps happening to oddly annoying selfie takers (selfiers? selifinauts?).

How on earth did Mitchell & Webb manage to predict this?

$50mil isn't tragic, especially for a largely British-led art house history movie. It made good money.

R Kelly has always been baffling to me in a distant sort of way and the only thing that washes it away is this Swede Mason remix, whose work is never less than bafflingly ripping itself.

My personal favourite is simply "sex agent lesbian" which sounds like it should have the greatest 70's pulp-book cover in the world.

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT THANK YOU *slams down phone*

The used a naked flame to examine an underground build up of gas? How did it all go wrong?

David Attenborough and Morgan Freeman should have a voice-off.

Her eyes are just beautiful. I fear I may already be quite enamoured.

All Americans need to understand - Piers Morgan has always, always, always been a heinous individual. He's been responsible for manipulating stocks, fraud, printing flat-out lies in the newspapers he's managed and has never been above petty threats throughout his career. He once sent one of his journalists to the…

Straight-up - that's fucking insane.

Every time I hear about the US internet situation I'm amazed you all aren't rioting in the streets about it. Here in the UK even small isolated towns usually have access to at least a half-dozen different fibre wire providers to choose from. My best friend living in a tiny Scottish village in the middle of nowhere can…

I just looked up the Brillance crash tests and if I ever even think about getting in one and want someone there with a gun to shoot me before I do because it would be safer.