Make a note of the word “doucheschooner”. I like it and want to use more in conversation.

Oh, I’m pretty sure weddings of the rich have disrupted the ongoings of everyday life in every era.

Worked there for 5 + years, its a joke and basically everything you wrote is correct. The failure rate is nothing new, its been known for years.

I have been a TSA officer for almost 8 years. I can think of a number of reasons for this failure rate.

The problem with Gamergate is you can't satirize these people. I can't stress this enough: the wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women."

Thanks for the article. I know there are lots of other places for more serious discussion, but I think the writers/commenters at Jezebel provide a different viewpoint than most of the web, especially about women's issues. I like it here and I have seen some really great discussions about sexual assault, parenting,…

A real shame about his accident. Might have gone on to be world champ by now.

See, I'm starting to get convinced that even with cameras, the problem officers are just going to keep doing shit with impunity, because they know they won't receive any sort of punishment or consequence.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

And again, there is no crime here.

The Mom Brain Panel is how I imagine Jez headquarters.

I can't scroll past it. It's a dead cat isn't it? I JUST WANTED TO SEE JOKES ABOUT FLUFFY WOODLAND CREATURES,

Step 1. Have beh behs!

Amendment: This minimum wage job must be customer service-based. As someone who has worked retail for over 7 years, the things I have had to put up with still blow my mind. Everyone needs a wake-up call that THE PEOPLE ASSISTING THEM ARE REAL HUMAN BEINGS, NOT ANDROIDS THERE FOR THEIR PLEASURE AND AMUSEMENT.

David Attenborough is so dirty.

This year I'm a mommy mummy. And I'm single and I'm working two jobs and I'm just trying to get myself back out there.

That's not even subtext, that's like, text.

I for one welcome this strangely coincidental trend of random mishaps happening to oddly annoying selfie takers (selfiers? selifinauts?).