Make a note of the word “doucheschooner”. I like it and want to use more in conversation.

Oh, I’m pretty sure weddings of the rich have disrupted the ongoings of everyday life in every era.

Oh my God it looks like the bastard daughter of Mad Max, Archer and the Dukes of Hazzard.

Worked there for 5 + years, its a joke and basically everything you wrote is correct. The failure rate is nothing new, its been known for years.

I have been a TSA officer for almost 8 years. I can think of a number of reasons for this failure rate.

For sheer story construction and character development. Ive never seen an animated series take one long form story and tell it as tightly and richly as this if at all. This quote from its Peabody award says it all. "The series is distinguished by multi-dimensional characters, unusually complicated personal…

The problem with Gamergate is you can't satirize these people. I can't stress this enough: the wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women."

Thanks for the article. I know there are lots of other places for more serious discussion, but I think the writers/commenters at Jezebel provide a different viewpoint than most of the web, especially about women's issues. I like it here and I have seen some really great discussions about sexual assault, parenting,…

A real shame about his accident. Might have gone on to be world champ by now.

See, I'm starting to get convinced that even with cameras, the problem officers are just going to keep doing shit with impunity, because they know they won't receive any sort of punishment or consequence.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

And again, there is no crime here.

The Mom Brain Panel is how I imagine Jez headquarters.

I can't scroll past it. It's a dead cat isn't it? I JUST WANTED TO SEE JOKES ABOUT FLUFFY WOODLAND CREATURES,

If he sends one of yours to the school nurse, you send one of his to the principal's office. THAT's the Custard way.

Step 1. Have beh behs!

I for one welcome this strangely coincidental trend of random mishaps happening to oddly annoying selfie takers (selfiers? selifinauts?).