Ever get the feeling we're deliberately being distracted from something?

I genuinely can't decide if looting two packs of Bud during a zombie apocalypse is a smart decision or not.

This is Roland Emmerich, there is no 2nd draft.

Why bother creating a fairer and more open justice system when you can just murder anybody who looks at you cock-eyed. If you shoot them that means they were guilty! Same if somebody shoots you. It's a totally fair & infallible system that way.

Some of whom work for the BBC, even.

#COTD

My dad's girlfriend's cat loves water - they once had to leave at the vet overnight, apparently he spent most of his stay playing in his water bowl. The vet said they hadn't seen anything like it before.

You've basically got to have completely removed any concept of yourself as a functioning human being in order to believe this is the correct decision. I mean holy shit.

I'm game but only if the plot is about a cat getting carted around the international media for no sane reason by it's owners when all it wants is some goddamn kibble and a warm windowsill.

There's something uncanny about the way it resembles a topographical world map of earth.

There's something curiously relaxing about Iwata's lilting speaking pace. Has considered a career narrating children's books?

I bet you're a storm at parties.

I am completely on board. As a committed carnivore I am honour-bound to eat everything not an endangered species at least once.

I work in a store and this seems to keep happening to my female colleagues from time to time. The hell is wrong with people?

Following a conversation on Tumblr I think they should include suit option with every doll or action figure. Princesses, princes, villains, everyone rocking a Clinton power cut.

"She's trying to learn! Stop her!"

Why do I have the suspicion George is there to lull everyone into a false sense of security before shit starts going down? I best he dies in the first 20 minutes.

Is 4pm too early to start drinking? Yes this is related.

You've missed all the best parts of Wales.

Is a mankini acceptable?