"Return Of The Jedi" would have made a lot more sense as a title if that movie had been the Luke & Nellis kicking butt idea come to fruition. God damn you Lucas you irredeemable hack.

I like frogs, my mother would've freaked the eff out in the same position. Something about any small animal specifically she can't handle. Frogs, birds, mice, anything.

Same here! Impeccable.

I misread this, and I am now totally in the market for a FemiNazi brand of ice cream.

I knew this was going to come in handy sooner or later.

I'm aware of the basic mechanics of a vagina but don't own a vagina of my own. How does this work exactly?

Long story short - standing up to bullies is not the same thing as being a bully.

The Amazing Atheist is in that special group of people I look and all I can think is "Why are they so unhappy? Why are they just so unhappy with everything?" I don't want to give them any sense of justification but I bet there's some reason behind it, as with many bullies. Clinical depression/rage, disrupted…

My all time favourite, thank you.

My brain got as far as "men's issues journalist" and immediately reached for the eject chord.

I couldn't believe this when I saw it. The Czech ambassador tweeted it was a "Unfortunate misunderstanding." I would've been less diplomatic.

Translation from Moviese to English:

Would you accept feminist wizards? I'd be done for it even when everything's going all right.

Probably being dense, can't for the life of me figure what river (?) this would be.

Hawt Teen-Dream-Dudes seems to be becoming Dreamworks' bread & butter these days.

The Rock is actually pretty terrible (despite Connery's best efforts). I seemed to remember it being pretty great but then I actually watched it recently and sweet jesus. Forget about being "deep" making films with consistent pacing would be a good start.

This is where my mind immediately leapt to. I do not understand this strain in advertising of expecting us to identify with complete and utter bastards.

Shared appreciation of Blazing Saddles is sufficient basis for marriage in my book.

The "implication" only makes sense if Dom Deluise's "French Mistake" scene in Blazing Saddles is your only exposure to "gay" men.

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in Hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock