Kids In The Hall still has it best I think (8:46).

Will somebody please explain why there aren't more laser-gun battles in video games?

Come on, Gameboy surely? It's given us too much.

Not with that attitude.

He knew didn't he? See you in the stalls Roger.

Quoth the raven "Eat my shorts!"

Sony have said we'll be able to stream their back catalogue via PS4. I'm in a similar situation but I think I'll wait until I jump for a PS4 and hopefully this'll be available to purchase through there.

New plan - set all the poor people on fire, it will encourage them to find jobs and work hard so they can afford their own fire extinguishers.

And then cover the carrots in poisonous waste hit them with those.

In other developments, Pope outed as Catholic.

Albert Einstein - really knew how to mow a lawn. Also, got involved in some physics stuff at some point, but the lawn is what it's really all about.

Ah yes. I too am a slave to tea.

Because it demonstrates active use?

I don't know why so few people played engineer, they were awesome in 2 & 3.

Michael Bay was born to ruin things. He won't stop until the entire cinematic medium is a 3 hour Pornhub commercial.

I did play some of it on my friend's PS3, it is one of those items where "game" is less appropriate than "interactive entertainment" and I really liked it. I suppose it depends what you want out of your "gaming."

I've never regretted my 360, not even for a second, but I do very occasionally regret not having a PS3. This is one of those times.

Nothing, I say nothing, even begins to compare to the Skydiver uniforms from Gerry Anderson's UFO series.

Can someone define "venus-like orbit" for me?

Is that last bit of the 1st paragraph a Black Mirror reference by any chance?