Chilling, absolutely chilling. Just the shocking inhumanity that people can be capable of.

I can sincerely imagine somebody whose job it is to paste fifty of these things a day realising too late his mistake and then just shrugging and moving on.

Ack, all the power to her I say. Honestly the most infuriating thing about the 50 Shades phenomenon was the number of people crowing over it in absence of reading or supporting any good books. For myself, I'll be in the M-rated Avengers section of the AO3 library if anyone needs me.

That was superb.

Between this and the P1, this is all going to turn into a really really good (car releated) episode of Top Gear.

I imagine they would have to examine the treatment given as a result of her death, to ensure the bullet was indeed the direct cause of death rather than a complication cause by her treatment.

I kind of feel like most of that list is the bare minimum for a fully functioning human being.

Is he supposedly motorcycling down The Shard?

I'm game, but lets leave the discussion on gender issues for the coffee table (or wherever we're not doing the do).

Was exactly the skewering the state of mainstream video game writing deserved.

I was having a good day until you reminded me of this.

I noticed that after it aired the Guardian's correspondent in Italy pointed out he'd basically predicted what would happen there. As Charlie said in his recent column: "My new rule is that if you can picture something on the cusp of plausibility, it'll definitely be real by Christmas." I am vaguely frightened.

Seth would be doing himself and everyone else a favour if stopped trying to be edgy and just made some bloody comedy for once. I'm almost certain he's done it before and I'm not convinced he wouldn't be any good at it. The result couldn't possibly be any worse then "We Saw Your Boobs".

Well, yes, the whole critique is based on that specific point, that all the royal family are people trapped in their isolated spheres of monarchy and always have been. Kate is a mannequin, Elizabeth is a painting, Anne Boylen was a set of genitals, while Diana was hounded to death for being a person.

Looks like my work week.

On the subject of the attitudes behind "I wouldn't fuck you", I always find those situations where a total stranger needs to share their opinion of you conflictingly funny and baffling. Working in a store I occasionally get customers starting sentences of the type "You know what I think of you..." and then staring…

I've only seen 10 minutes and it was the best 10 minutes of my life. Gonna catch up sooner or later I swear to god.

I want o ask, but I won't.

Zing, and my thoughts exactly.

I'd like to hold Sue Perkins until 12, and slot Olivia Colman in there please.